The Best Smoke for Your Horoscope: Part I

by | Nov 16, 2023 | A High Class Blog, Just for Fun

This post is just for fun – we made it up! That said, our writer did research the sun signs and cannabis cultivars in stock at High Class. She had so much fun matching them up, she separated it into three parts. Are you or one of loved ones in the first four zodiac signs? See if the writeup sounds right in some ways, and if you’re adventurous, try the suggested preferred cannabis strain!     

To keep it as simple as possible, the following list is mainly for the purist – that is, we focused on cannabis flower. If you prefer edibles or vapes, this article may not be useful for you. But, heck, it might be fun to read all the same! (Stay tuned for upcoming posts where we use other cannabis products and match them up with your astrology sign.)

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Aries (March 20 –  April 19). Fire sign. Represented by the Ram. 

Known as the Pioneers of the Zodiac; people born under the sun sign of Aries will jump into almost anything with unparrelled excitement and bravado! In fact, it’s hard for you to wait to begin something new. You brave souls meet challenges head on with a detemination and force unlike any other sign. You are uncomplicated and direct, preferring things quick and dirty (no details, please!). You’re known to be competative, passionate, motivated, and confident leaders. On the otherhand, Aries are prone to blind optimism, impulsiveness, and explosive anger.

We suggest: Green Monster Breath

Why? This strain from Spinach is an Indica which may help tame your supernatural fiery spirit so you can achieve a little more balance. It may also help relax you enough to unleash the upbeat, positive, and playful creature in you! Green Monster Breath is a cross between Animal Cookies and GMO Cookies with a pungent smell, and candied strawberry taste. Bold and courageous, just like you! With a few hours of happiness and contemplation, read that new book waiting on your night stand or think over your next move.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20). Earth sign. Represented by the Bull.

Known as the Anchors of the Zodiac; people born under the sun sign of Taurus are sensual, practical, and stable. You value comfort, security, and harmony in your home and relationships, and are incredibly loyal. For this reason, employers love this stong, hard-working, dependable sign. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including music and art. It’s a misnomer that Taurus are stubborn, you’re simply dedicated to achieving balance and just want to get the job done.

We suggest: Ice Cream Wizard

Why? This strain by Cannabis Cartel is a cross between Ice Cream and Wizard Bliss, which gives it a decadent blend of cream flavours, vanilla, and a hint of sugary dough. As Taurus folks bask in sensuality, comfort, and pleasure, isn’t that the very definition of ice cream? The wizard part speaks to your ability to create harmony and balance. You treasure good food, fine wine, and being surrounded by soft, luxurious things. And because you’re practical, you can find these things on a budget!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20). Air sign. Represented by the Twins.

Known as the Social Butterfies and Information Junkies of the Zodiac. Those born under the sun sign of Gemini love to be around people and connect thoughts, ideas, and people together. A sense of humour is important to you. Gemini tend to juggle a variety of passions, hobbies, careers, and friend groups. You have a dual nature, sometimes contradictory but also adaptable, with the capacity to view life from different angles. You are spontaneous, playful, and adorably erratic, and driven by an insatiable curiosity. You have a short attention span and most happy when you can move fluidly from one idea to the next.

We suggest: B Banner

Why? Bruce Banner is the alter ego of the Hulk from Marvel comic books, two personalities in one. This Sativa dominant strain by Argentina Gold is a cross between OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel, boasting a 3.9% terpene profile. This smoke will give you an energetic, happy, creative, focused, and inspired buzz. Yoga, meditation, or anything to assist you in reigning in your conflicting natures is recommended. B Banner will help you concentrate on these grounding activities. In other situations, it may allow you to maintain free-flowing exchange of ideas, communication, and interaction with others.

Cancer (June 21 – July 21). Water sign. Represented by the Crab.

Known as the Mommas and Pappas of the Zodiac; people born under the sun sign of Cancer are all about care-giving, nurturing, and emotions. You are highly empathic, and can be emotionally sensitive to the extreme. For this reason, you protect yourself at first, sometimes coming across as cold and distant. Over time, you reveal a gentle, genuinely compassionate nature, and mystical capabilities. You like to create cozy, safe spaces. You value nourishment and a strong career, as you know good health and finances are key to providing a healthy, happy home for your family.

We suggest:  Triple OG

This Indica strain by Living Cannabis has been honed by Indigenous growers for over 40 years. They’ve been using holistic and regenerative growing methods, and originally produced for compassion groups. Most Cancerians will appreciate both the healthy growing conditions this plant offers, as well as the caring nature behind its origins. As many Cancers fall prey to over-care for others, and under-care for themselves, you can use this smoke for a little self-care at night. This strain gets its name from the crosses of Triangle Kush, Constantine Kush, and Master Yoda.

This is the first of this 3-part series of matching cultivars with the sun signs. If your sun sign isn’t listed here, did you see someone you know and love? Do you think they might benefit from the cannabis strain that we suggest? Please let us know whatever the outcome! And stay tuned for the next four signs in Part II next week.